I'm not gonna doink you or anything

hotdiggitydogblog:

Goober doesn’t want to close his mouth.

High five my tongue with your tongue

bugabooblues:

Correction this vine is important

"   One day you’ll kiss someone and know those are the lips you want to kiss for the rest of your life.   "
(via sunflower-mama)
Fuckboy: i love you
Me: are you rich?
Fuckboy: no.....
Me: ✔ Seen 8:34

f-ftw:

khaleesi:

cleolinda:

shialablunt:

fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re not hitting me hard enough do it for real” and then she slapped the fuck out of him and threw off his equilibrium so much he had to go lay down in his trailer for like half an hour lmao and that’s the take they used in the movie with no added sound effects 

his head disappears omg

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Holy shit hahaha

"   Part of me wants to drop out of college and go travel the world.
Part of me wants to work really hard in college and change the world.
Part of me wants to not work hard at all and marry some rich guy.
And the other 97% of me just wants to sleep.   "
(via tonysassy)